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this image is full of win.  Thank you aden_nak, a totalfarker that is worthy of my respect. HA HA!

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Game Damage :: A new show featuring Yahtzee, Yug and Matt.

They had me ROFLing a few times. New webisode/podcast that stars everyones favorite professional troll, Yahtzee, of the Escapist’s Zero Puncuation.

I think that its about time that Yahtzee and his friends pulled together a thirty minute show, if they do this regularly, i would insist that the gaming community find them sponsers.

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MPAA’s Key International Trade Issues | Change.gov: The Obama-Biden Transition Team.

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this is roflcopter * lolernade + awesome!!

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For shits and giggles, I’m going to plug a couple of buzz words together that are only moderately related. Then write a short blurb about it.

Wearable Gaming: Now there’s an idea Nintendo hasn’t tried yet. Wearing rather than holding, a system to play video games. It would probably stem from some sort of altered reality game, so you can escape the fact that you look goofy in a wearable gaming system.

Multi Media Multiplayer Online Game: How about a game where all actions and gameplay are the result of content creation by the players? Bards would design and play guitar hero like riffs. Warriors would use drum-beats, (wardrums) mages would code scripts/macros to cast spells. or some other stuff. be like an MMO version of Audiosurf and Tales of Symphonia.

Single Player Online Game: This is whats already being done by Spore, So you get the idea.

Thats all i can think of. Tell me if you think of any more.

toodles!

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As geeks, things are expected of us. We must have much greater than average knowlege of technical studies, we have to know at least one decent game that we play regularly, have a favorite comic book(s), and at the very least, know a healthy chunk of Star Trek trivia.

That’s our stigma. A signature expectation that is almost universal amongst geeks,gamers, and nerds alike. At some point in our lives, most of us used to watch; and love, Star Trek. So a Star Trek game is a sure fire epic win, right? Not precisely. In fact, the franchise and video games make for strange bed fellows judging by their history together.

With 17 games on almost every console (ever made), and 39 games on various computer platforms, its safe to say that the world of gaming has always had a way to “boldly go where no one has gone before.” This doesn’t even graze the the tip of the iceberg. Those total of 55 electronic games don’t come near the mountains of boardgames, RPGs, and at least 2 card games (and i know there are massive amounts of freeform roleplaying simulations of Star Trek going on, but I am afraid to journey into that realm).

OK, we’ve established that geeks and Star Trek are bff (that is the first and last time i will use that). Gaming and the Franchise are a mixed relationship. All the games made for Star Trek run the gambit between amazingly innovative and great, to a big black spot on the industry’s history (makeing frequent stops inbetween, i might add).

Where does the the foster child, Star Trek Online fit into this all? Well, its simple really. Almost every gaming genre covered, the MMO scene has not felt the presence of this franchise thus far. Star Wars has made a go at it and failed miserably, in there first attempt. LucasArts and Bioware are currently working on a replacement, so you Fett fans still have hope.

The MMO project has been passed off twice in search of a decent developer, they are currently at Cryptic Studios, whos track record is sparce but well tagged with awards and allcalaids for their two platinium hits City of Heroes and City of Villians. They are current in the tail end of developing Champions Online, a newer super-hero based MMO. The buzz of which has gotten many gamers and MMO coniesours in a tizzy.

Some fans worry about the art direction, hoping to avoid the stylized version. And hardcore trekkies are demanding that the game be huge, graphically intinsive, extremely complex and (if you don’t see this comeing, kill yourself now) be able to travel back in time. While those that who love both MMO’s and Star Trek, want the same thing any other MMO gamer wants.

Simple interface with innovative gameplay and community options. Graphics that are nice, but won’t lag out. And a way to be unique and customize yourself. Cryptic has got these down pat, but Star Trek fans make juggalos and Final Fantasy Fanatics look tame. They have to apply those three standards, in a game that remains true to canon Star Trek. Any, and i mean ANY, slip will be pounced and ravaged like hynas on the slow member of the herd.

A force this powerful, in the right hands, is a beauty to behold, anything less would bring destruction and furious anger. Cryptic is taking a risk, and they know it. Expect polish, and to all you fellow Star Trek Fans?

Lets try to be gentle, ok?

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i’ll keep it short.

I know that it may or may not be a serious matter for some. It isn’t for me, but i can sympathise with how it can be. So i will make it clear, Be respectfull and give suggestions as such, respectfully. Blizzard has NEVER let us down, i don’t think they’ll start anytimes soon. So relax, blizzard got the point. let them react to it.

So, in other words,STOP ACTING LIKE FUCK-TARDed FANBOYS!!!!!

that is all.

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Here’s some stuff i’ve whipped up over the weekend. I’d like to write an article on stuff, but its just not in me. (the Captain, how ever, is)

Samus pic that i made by manipulating the photo of the infamous CosPlayer. Speaking of which…..

With the time and dedication we’ve seen in CosPlay, you’d think that they’d get the picture of actually putting more effort than a shopping spree at the dollar store.

To end it on a lighter note, it turns out; aliens aren’t always the mutilating, face humpers that we’ve come to know and fear.

Welp, miss n00b should be updating a in a small while, reporting on her excursion to a con in the UK, yes that’s her in the second motifake, i just photoshopped it to make her look like an alien.

Until next time, ciao!

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Artemis>            Warsaw, are cheap shots allowed in rugby?
<Artemis>    and I mean cheaps shots that would be considered that in other sports or w/e.
<WarSaw>    fuck dude
<WarSaw>    its all cheap shots
<WarSaw>    its up to the ref really
<WarSaw>    but they happen a lot
<WarSaw>    and dont get called
<Artemis>    nicee
<WarSaw>    but its more of illigal stuff
<WarSaw>    and whats not liggal
<WarSaw>    illigal
<WarSaw>    like when a guy falls down with the balls and the other team it trying to step over him you can get away with ripping them down
<WarSaw>    and in the scrums sometimes guys will try to knee you
<WarSaw>    and get away with it
<WarSaw>    or you can get stepped on a lot
<WarSaw>    my thigh has a nice bruise on it from that-it was probably an accident tho
<WarSaw>    wait for it…
<WarSaw>    wait for it..
<WarSaw>    ITS A TRAP!
<WarSaw>    lol

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<WarSaw>    JOHN
<WarSaw>    WANNA HEAR A FUCKED UP STORY?!
<johnwedd>    sure
<WarSaw>    oh
<WarSaw>    some chick in my -lol robot chicken is so funny
<WarSaw>    but ya
<WarSaw>    shes in my art class
<WarSaw>    and she goes on like “Its gonna be weird I have to have a shower with my brother today”
<WarSaw>    “but hes not really my brother. Hes my step brother.
<WarSaw>    “But hes got a crush on me.”
<WarSaw>    like..
<WarSaw>    wtf
<WarSaw>    i swear to god
<WarSaw>    thats what she said
<WarSaw>    fucked up
<WarSaw>    also handi cap people are funny

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